It was Friday night and the only people in the strip mall parking lot were trapped families at Cheeseburger in Paradise, an anxious security guard keeping watch over the Dollar Tree, teenage employees shutting down PetCo, and us. Stoned and weepy off of malt liquor, my friend and I sat in his mom’s beat-up Toyota Camry, still wearing our McDonald’s uniforms. Our boss had fired me hours ago for trying to steal a toy, a birthday present for my eight-year-old brother, a child who only had a twin bed and sick parents. My friend wanted to do donuts in the concrete expanse to cheer me up. I told my friend that every action is a responsibility making machine. If we popped a tire, smashed into a parked car, or left a stain on the parking lot then it’d be our fault, and I didn’t need any more faults. I told my friend that we should sit still, let the Camry become a coffin and have weeds grow through cracks in the pavement, wrap around our legs and bloom through our empty eyes. My friend laughed and turned up a song by Afroman. The chorus outlined the minimal requirements for happiness: booze and blunts. He uprooted the car, and we swerved around the parking lot, its expanse collapsing with every rotation.
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