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Smoking With Ellen Parker
I am a pet mom. I am a child mom. Yes, this story is rooted in trooth! But some of it is lies. There is a recurring theme of keeping things warm. Is that what drives this mother? The need to keep things warm, safe... possibly to a fault? This mother would like to be warm—but she's given up her quest for warmth. Her heating bills are already too high. Sheila has either gotten these animals for her kid, or the kid's dad has, but we don't know which is true and we're told not to ask. Does Sheila know the truth? Sheila does know the truth, and if you ask her, she'll give you an answer. But if you ask her again an hour later, she might say something else. The cat and the mother are named, but the kid is just "the kid." Why? I think it's so the kid can't Google her name and have this story come up. It's OK if the cat Googles her name. Where do you think the frog came from? Some people on the block ran an "exotic pets" business—at least that's what they claimed. Sheila was like, Yeah, sure! "Exotic pets!" Read So Long. |
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| Issue Twenty-Six (September 28, 2009): The Teaching Assistant and the Math Professor by Shaindel Beers «» Ask for This by Myfanwy Collins «» Arrows by Lydia Copeland «» Pregnant With Peanut Butter by Michael Czyzniejewski «» How to Disappear Completely by Nadine Darling «» The Guitarist by Will Donnelly «» Prague by Kathy Fish «» Record Albums by Sherrie Flick «» Cooped by Alyson Foster «» Eye by Foust «» Grendel by Steven Gullion «» First Husband by Tiff Holland «» They Marched Into Fields by Jamie Iredell «» Port of Spain by Beverly A. Jackson «» Nobody Like You by Jeff Landon «» Little Girls by Tara Laskowski «» Office at Night by Pamela Painter «» So Long by Ellen Parker «» Quiet Things by Lauren M. Spencer «» My Girlfriend Leaves the Atmosphere by Angi Becker Stevens «» In Julie's Place by S. A. Tranter «» Blue-Suited Henchman, Kicked Into Shark Tank by Kevin Wilson «» 2 / 8 by Joseph Young «» Interviews: Shaindel Beers «» Myfanwy Collins «» Lydia Copeland «» Michael Czyzniejewski «» Nadine Darling «» Will Donnelly «» Kathy Fish «» Sherrie Flick «» Alyson Foster «» Foust «» Steven Gullion «» Tiff Holland «» Jamie Iredell «» Beverly A. Jackson «» Jeff Landon «» Tara Laskowski «» Pamela Painter «» Ellen Parker «» Lauren M. Spencer «» Angi Becker Stevens «» S. A. Tranter «» Joseph Young «» Cover Art "Birds of Paradise" by Marty D. Ison «» Letter From the Editor | |||